Aug 07 2007

Celtics Sign Morrissey to a One Year Deal

Published by The Boston Bachelor at 12:14 pm under Boston, Celtics, Morrissey, NBA, News, Scot Pollard, Sports

Morrissey

By THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / August 7, 2007

The Boston Celtics shocked the sports and entertainment world by signing legendary Smiths front man and solo recording artist Morrissey to a one year deal believed to be worth the league veteran minimum.

When asked by local Boston sports reporter Dick Shankly on whether he would contribute immediately to the Celtics, he replied, “Frankly, Mr. Shankly, how soon is now?”

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2 Responses to “Celtics Sign Morrissey to a One Year Deal”

  1. # Von 07 Aug 2007 at 3:58 pm

    Floor…

    High comedy.

  2. # The Boston Bacheloron 08 Aug 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Is it really so strange?

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