Most clubs today just provide a backdrop for people to take pictures for their My Space page…another place where individuals scream of insecurity.

Sucks…I still love club music, but I just can’t take the shear stupidness and (insecure) arrogance of the idiots in them.

I didn’t seem that ridiculous when I was clubbing every week end back in Miami, but then again, we were too wasted to care:)

Nice Post.

Will I ever meet a girl in a bar that can move a pencil with her mind?

Will I ever meet a girl in a bar that fully comprehends the fact that if I ever stalked up on Dual Lands and boxes of Arabian Knights we would all be sipping martinis off the coast of Zihuatanejo?

Will I ever meet a girl in a bar that can throw an Aerobie from Chadwick Street to the Lawrence Airport?

As far as skin goes… The list is fairly accurate. Mikey D probably has the purest skin out of all of us. I’d also like to take this time to introduce the concept of a partially skinned friend: A friend in which you exchange gifts with but at the same time almost anything goes in normal conversation. RL and Deep may have evolved into this new strata of higher being.

Question: If anyone of us were a magic card what would our casting cost be? Abilities? Power and Toughness?

V

P.S. Matt - Are you aware that our friend G donated his hair to charity? If you’re willing to go 50/50 with me (Network style) we may be able to pick it up for a Tuesday worthy bargain in the secondary market. Thoughts? Reactions? Concerns?

Even though the first set of questions were hypothetical, I’ll go ahead and answer them literally.

- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys watching Mystery Science Theater 3000?

To recycle the words once uttered by Jazz, “When Deep grows wings and flies…”

- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys any of the following bands: Joy Division, The Smiths, or Love?

You might be able to snag an overweight 40-something in black eyeliner via the web… as for the third, I once invited a girl to a Love concert 3 1/2 years ago–she never realized what she missed.

- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys comparing and contrasting Grassfields Waltham and Grassfields Andover?

I think you answered that question that last time you, V, and I went out to Grassfields (Andover): “I dunno, RL, I think the one in the wheelchair is giving me the eye.” And yes, that’s the time where I took the picture outside Grassfield’s of V *2 = R.

- Will I meet a girl in a club has read (and enjoyed) any of the following: Watchmen, The Things They Carried, The Creature From Jeckyl Island (made), or anything by Ayn Rand?

No fucking way; Nope; Nay; Yes–but you’ll have to sweep all your Michael Moore books underneath the rug (next to the remnants of the vase from New Year’s).

As for your list, kid–substitute Mike Who for Legner and you’ve got my list. It’s amazingly accurate.

Sincerely,

Royschach

PS: I like how all of our comments must make absolutely no sense to 99% of the visitors here. I mean, if I flew to Kyrgyzstan, stole a menu from the hotel restaurant, and cut and paste portions of it here–with some random WingDing symbols and a picture of Alf tossed in for good measure–I bet more people would understand that than our comments in the Brett Favre thread. (”Ah, the soup of the day is borscht and the main lobby elevator is out of service.”)

Can we begin a skin friends classification project? I think it would be beneficial to all if we knew where each of us stood in this age old debate. Basically i’d like to get an idea of which of us would typically be considered ’skin’ and which of us are thought of as ‘no skin’ in most personal relationships. Let me start:

Skin:
Ron Lee
Mikey D
Sandeep
Legner

No Skin Friends:
GriefGriff
Myself
Jackson
McC

Unknown:
Vemis

Thoughts? Comments?

I’ve been up for,
- 14 hours

I actually restarted the first scenario from the Winds of War expansion pack on Sunday afternoon. I’ve been through all of the scenarios once, soI figure i’ll increase the difficulty and see how I do the second time through. In a related story, I turned 27 in December.

Kid some things you left out of the ‘will i meet this type of girl in a club’ section:

- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys watching Mystery Science Theater 3000?
- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys any of the following bands: Joy Division, The Smiths, or Love?
- Will I meet a girl in a club who enjoys comparing and contrasting Grassfields Waltham and Grassfields Andover?
- Will I meet a girl in a club has read (and enjoyed) any of the following: Watchmen, The Things They Carried, The Creature From Jeckyl Island (made), or anything by Ayn Rand?

If she was any other nationality I would have chalked it up to a random act of drunken rage. I’ll see you in Vishnu level 9 kid.

Cursed,

~Sri Salibaba

That is of course unless they are a PUA .. which in that case .. they will do well.

But for the average guy .. going in with this mentality will pretty much screw you over in the head and wreck your game.

I think its best to go to places, where you feel the most relaxed and confident in.

For those that are just starting, I wouldn’t recommend a nightclub. Because there expectations and competition is pretty high so you would need to know what you are doing.

Of course if you want some lots of target practice .. then hey by all means go ahead.

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