Dec 26 2009
An Open Letter to All Women: How to Really Meet Mr. Right
To all the ladies of the world, here’s my Christmas Gift to you: A no-bullshit guide to getting what many of you really want this New Year… Mr. Right.
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Lose weight and get in shape. We want a woman who has enough self-respect that she keeps herself in good shape. If you’re not in good shape, it’s a sign that you’d rather spend your free time sitting on the couch eating ice cream and watching reality TV than doing something meaningful with your life.
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Smile. This is hugely underrated. The rare woman who walks around with a smile on her face just lifts our spirits, and makes her appear so much more attractive. Are you looking like a bitch without even realizing it?
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Create. Don’t just be a consumer. Whether it be a business, a piece of artwork, or a musical composition, start leaving your mark on the world. Find a passion and get on your path to realizing that passion. There’s nothing sexier than an attractive woman who’s on her own journey in life.
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Be a giver, not a taker. Now when I say this, I’m not referring to gifts or anything material. I’m talking about emotional value. You should be a source of positive energy, not a drain of it. Have you ever been around a person who just makes everything around him or her more fun and uplifting? Be that person.
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Work on your voice. A loud, obnoxious, OMG, kind of voice is a huge turn-off. Cut that Valley Girl shit out. You can train and even change your voice with enough effort. Check out books by Roger Love for some good guides on vocal training.
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Stop asking your girlfriends for advice. This is fucking huge. Why? Because they’ll give you the absolute worst advice you can get. Most women will not tell even their good friends their true thoughts on why your last relationship ended. For example, “There’s lots of better guys out there” really means “Get your shit together and stop acting like such a neurotic bitch.” On the other hand, “I’m so happy for you” actually means “Thanks for making me feel like no guy wants me, and subconsciously I’m going to do what I can to make you single again like me.” What? You know it’s true.
