Aug 07 2007
Celtics Sign Morrissey to a One Year Deal

By THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / August 7, 2007
The Boston Celtics shocked the sports and entertainment world by signing legendary Smiths front man and solo recording artist Morrissey to a one year deal believed to be worth the league veteran minimum.
When asked by local Boston sports reporter Dick Shankly on whether he would contribute immediately to the Celtics, he replied, “Frankly, Mr. Shankly, how soon is now?”
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