http://www.thebostonbachelor.com The Selfish Prick You Know and Love Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:15:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A few weeks ago a friend of mine recommended that I try a sexual technique called "the alien" during my next vaginal encounter. He had seen it on some television special but couldn't recall any of the details, except that it "seemed brilliant." A recent Google search has yielded no ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2010/what-is-the-alien/ 10. A life of giving and a life of financial wealth are mutually exclusive. 9. Putting your name and opinions out there will prevent you from getting a job. 8. Pursuing a dream is so financially risky that if you fail, you will end up broke and alone. 7. X political party and ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2010/top-10-lies-weve-been-fed-since-our-youth/ To all the ladies of the world, here's my Christmas Gift to you: A no-bullshit guide to getting what many of you really want this New Year... Mr. Right. Lose weight and get in shape. We want a woman who has enough self-respect that she keeps herself in good shape. ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/an-open-letter-to-all-women-how-to-really-meet-mr-right/ Please, folks, never, ever, ever, use Verizon for business purposes.  Especially for landline phone service or high-speed Internet. I've never experienced a company MORE DISHONEST.  And I doubt I ever will. Fuck Verizon.  And all their fucking sales (and outsourced sales forces--yes, you sales assholes and cunts in Worcester, that's you) ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/verizon-is-the-biggest-piece-of-shit-scammer-of-all-time/ NO means NO. *** Extra Virgin Olive Oil. The cheese stands alone. *** Chicken Teriyaki with Rice Pilaf --Call for Geriatric Discount *** Marianne? http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/b-b-bouillabaisse-part-1-the-menu/ Another brilliant excerpt from Ian Coburn's memoir God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters.  If I had a nickel every time I saw something like this happen... Swoon I PLAY A LOT OF SPORTS. THERE ARE A FEW PRIVATELY-OWNED SPORT LEAGUES for adults in Chicago. They find different ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/beware-of-trixies/ BY THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / March 16, 2009 I'll admit that I've never been a fervent supporter of the website TED (ideas are worthless unless acted upon), but my jaw hit the ground on this one. Credit to Dr. Who for forwarding this to me. -The Boston Bachelor http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/link-of-the-week-the-most-yet-simple-piece-of-technology-ive-seen-in-a-long-time/ BY THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / February 27, 2009 Comedian Ian Coburn reflects on his college days in this chapter from his book God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters. A highly entertaining read. Chivalry Ain't Dead I WAS CLUELESS ABOUT GETTING LAID IN COLLEGE. (I WAS BETTER IN COLLEGE than I was in high school. I ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/words-of-wisdom-from-ian-coburn/ Staplers get jammed easily. I don't like blue towels.  I own lots of blue towels. Green hair is out of fashion.  No shit.  Haha. Most tattoos are style over substance.  Especially lower back ones. (Edit: On second thought, most tattoos offer neither style nor substance.  Now I need a new word that begins ... http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/blah-bleh-bloh-hah-french-for-the-garbage-coming-out-of-my-mouth/ BY THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / February 2, 2009 Ross Jeffries puts his "Speed Seduction" to the test in front of the BBC cameras... does he succeed or get blown out faster than a fat kid's birthday cake?  Click here to find out. --The Boston Bachelor http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/the-one-the-only-the-inimitable-ross-jeffries-live-in-action/