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		<title>Still Alive and Kicking</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now for some motherfuckin&#8217; Guns N&#8217; Roses:]]></description>
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		<title>Como?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I live on a one-way street that&#8217;s also a dead end. I&#8217;m not sure how I got there.&#8221; &#8211;Steven Wright New site coming soon&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>What Is &#8220;the Alien?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago a friend of mine recommended that I try a sexual technique called &#8220;the alien&#8221; during my next vaginal encounter. He had seen it on some television special but couldn&#8217;t recall any of the details, except that it &#8220;seemed brilliant.&#8221; A recent Google search has yielded no answers. Any ideas? I just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Lies We&#8217;ve Been Fed Since Our Youth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. A life of giving and a life of financial wealth are mutually exclusive. 9. Putting your name and opinions out there will prevent you from getting a job. 8. Pursuing a dream is so financially risky that if you fail, you will end up broke and alone. 7. X political party and Y political [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2010/top-10-lies-weve-been-fed-since-our-youth/</link>
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		<title>An Open Letter to All Women: How to Really Meet Mr. Right</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To all the ladies of the world, here&#8217;s my Christmas Gift to you: A no-bullshit guide to getting what many of you really want this New Year&#8230; Mr. Right. Lose weight and get in shape. We want a woman who has enough self-respect that she keeps herself in good shape. If you&#8217;re not in good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Verizon Is the Biggest Piece of Shit Scammer of All Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Please, folks, never, ever, ever, use Verizon for business purposes.  Especially for landline phone service or high-speed Internet. I&#8217;ve never experienced a company MORE DISHONEST.  And I doubt I ever will. Fuck Verizon.  And all their fucking sales (and outsourced sales forces&#8211;yes, you sales assholes and cunts in Worcester, that&#8217;s you) and billing support employees [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/verizon-is-the-biggest-piece-of-shit-scammer-of-all-time/</link>
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		<title>B-B Bouillabaisse: Part 1, The Menu</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NO means NO. *** Extra Virgin Olive Oil. The cheese stands alone. *** Chicken Teriyaki with Rice Pilaf &#8211;Call for Geriatric Discount *** Marianne?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/b-b-bouillabaisse-part-1-the-menu/</link>
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		<title>Beware of Trixies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Another brilliant excerpt from Ian Coburn&#8217;s memoir God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters.  If I had a nickel every time I saw something like this happen&#8230; Swoon I PLAY A LOT OF SPORTS. THERE ARE A FEW PRIVATELY-OWNED SPORT LEAGUES for adults in Chicago. They find different venues to host seven-week seasons followed by two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Link of the Week: The Most (Yet Simple) Piece of Technology I&#8217;ve Seen in a Long Time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BY THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / March 16, 2009 I&#8217;ll admit that I&#8217;ve never been a fervent supporter of the website TED (ideas are worthless unless acted upon), but my jaw hit the ground on this one. Credit to Dr. Who for forwarding this to me. -The Boston Bachelor]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thebostonbachelor.com/2009/link-of-the-week-the-most-yet-simple-piece-of-technology-ive-seen-in-a-long-time/</link>
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		<title>Words of Wisdom from Ian Coburn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BY THEBOSTONBACHELOR.COM / February 27, 2009 Comedian Ian Coburn reflects on his college days in this chapter from his book God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters. A highly entertaining read. Chivalry Ain&#8217;t Dead I WAS CLUELESS ABOUT GETTING LAID IN COLLEGE. (I WAS BETTER IN COLLEGE than I was in high school. I was no [...]]]></description>
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